SirCockConnoisseur

My two hundredth and thirty ninth review is up, check it out below
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The Ukraine war was inevitable, not due to historical sentiment, the geopolitical shitshow that is Russia's relationship with it's neighbours, or any other such mundane reason so often peddled by those supposedly in the know. No, putin inflicted this foul conflict upon Ukraine due to one very specific event that happened in 2022, an event so monumental that had he not invaded in a desperate attempt to compensate, his tenure as tsar would have ended in shame ignominy, what was the event? His cock stopped working. It shouldn't be a surprise really, despite supposedly being a teetotaller, and therefore avoiding the vodka fuelled epidemic of sexual inadequacy so common amongst his fellows, he's 70 after all, and at that age taking viagra is like electrocuting a semi fresh fish , it might make the fucker flop around a bit, but he's not coming back to life. If only putin could've been made aware that his army was as flacid as he was, then maybe he would've stuck to advertising hair care products. Rating 9.5/10

My two hundredth and thirty eighth review is up, check it out below
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As I watch this man's soul be pilfered through the very tip of his cock, and subsequently devoured by the cerulean eyed vixen perched between his legs, my mind cannot help but gravitate towards thoughts of her most illustrious (infamous) predecessor, Littleoralandie. Andie was truly truly the premier throat goat of her time, inhaling cock with an ardent fervour rivaled only by your average obese american eating a mars bar, she was a true maestro of the skin flute, one of the few people on this earth accomplished enough to grade smegma as the French do with Camembert. Alas however all good things must come to an end, and the jealousy of her partner (producer) eventually led andie to terminate her channel, and leave her vaunted title up for grabs, and though none have claimed it as such yet, I've a feeling it will be only a matter of time. Apologies for extended absence, connoisseur out. Rating: 8/10

My two hundredth and thirty seventh review is up, check it out below
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Our collective attention span has atrophied at a truly astonishing rate since 2007, that was the year the first iphone was released to the public, in case you didn't know that bit of tivia, not that I blame Apple mind you, it's not like us keyboard gremlins made much of an effort to fight our transition into the hopeless spunk goblins we became, is it? No we've only ourselves to blame really, the creators of mind rotting platforms like tiktok might be laughing their arses off on the way to the bank, however if you degenerates wanted to be capable of stringing more than two words together without drooling, then all you had to do was not use the bloody platform. You're probably wondering why I just went on that little tirade, it's because I've noticed a lot of our favourite smut peddlers have begun tailoring their content to appeal to our generations peculiarities, by making the run time of their content ridiculously fucking long, they seem intimately aware that you fuckers are incapable of watching more than 30 seconds of a video before skipping significant parts, and if the total runtime is only 20-30 minutes, then you soon reach the end and move on to something else entirely, depriving these creators of engagement and any chance of viewer retention. In the case of the video we're reviewing today this isn't the end of the world, she's frankly superb and I couldn't get enough all the way through, but if I have to sit through more than an hour of content each time I pen one of my reviews, then you'll be waiting even more time in between uploads, give me a break lads, yeah? Connoisseur out. Rating: 7/10

My two hundredth and thirty sixth review is up, check it out below or in the comments section
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I adore this offering, however as a devoted pc player I can't help but be a little disappointed at the choice of gaming accessory she's using for her pussy excavation, nothing can plumb the vaginal depths quite like a wooting keyboard after all, and though the PS5 controllers vibration could give the 2011 earthquake a run for its money, she clearly didn't make use of it here. Still good shite though, connoisseur tug approved. Rating 9/10

My two hundredth and thirty fifth review is up, check it out below
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Fear not lads! Unlike the fathers of some of our most accomplished smut starlets, I have no intention of disappearing forever after nipping down to the corner shop for an 8 pack of Irn-Bru, my absences may be egregiously long at times, usually when life or my own piss poor luck get in the way, however they will never be permanent, and that's a connoisseur guarante. Truthfully lads, the online safety act has made filth browsing an absolute chore here in the UK, half the time my VPN seems to be on the fritz and I have no end of trouble trying to access the good stuff, it's difficult to find a solid video to review when I'm being asked to prove my age every bloody minute, I wish to no end that I could teabag every single one of the fuckers that drafted this ridiculous law. You chaps would be doing me a massive favour if you could send some more recommendations, browsing the hub is truly torturous for us brits at the moment, and i would appreciate the help, just use the link at the top of my profile and send me an email, I review all videos my fellow degenerates suggest I do, thanks again lads, connoisseur out. Rating: 7.5/10

My two hundredth and thirty fourth review is up, check it out below
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Like marica hase, hitomi tanaka, and the other greats before her, emiri momota has sailed into the western porn scene on a river of well earned ejaculate, I wouldn't be surprised if she calls her pussy the prospector, because every queef seems to strike gold. Performers of her calibre are the witches of the Internet age, stare too deeply into her folds, or at the wondrous sphericalness of her areolas, and you'll soon find yourself captivated, utterly incapable of looking away for even a second. I can scarcely put into words how wonderfully erotic i find this women, i will be praying every night in the future, to any diety who deigns to listen, to ensure that this women will have a long and storied career ahead of her, she is simply super, a once in a century talent. Rating: 10/10

My two hundredth and thirty third review is up, check it out below
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The title of throat goat is often bandied about nowadays, oftentimes used as an insult levelled against those dames who spec their whore points into fellatio. I for one consider it to be a term of endearment however! A title of triumph! For it takes a tremendous amount of effort and willpower, to tame one's gag reflex to such an extent that she could swallow a golf club whole, and still not cover the carpet in regurgitated chick fil a. Though the starlet featured here has not quite attained this level of greatness as of yet, it will only be a matter of time, and yours truly will be watching eagerly when that happens. Rating 10/10

My two hundredth and thirty second review is up, check it out below
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The online safety act has begun to be implemented across the United kingdom, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, it's been a right fucking disaster! Like all the great political mishaps that came before, the initial proposal was opposed by pretty much the entire country, and it's only advocates were the same twats that were drafting the bloody thing, yet it passed, british democracy at it's finest. This piece of legislation has managed to piss off the entire nation, yet it's actual effectiveness is laughable, nobody has been stopped from viewing their favourite filth, a dreadfully annoying hurdle has been placed in front of them I'll admit, but a quick VPN activation solves that completely. The only thing that the OSA does is inform my fellow brits that the government would absolutely censor them completely, if only they weren't so fucking incompetent, and I don't know which is worse chaps, the fact that my elected representatives are incapable of doing something as simple as effectively blocking access to some porn sites, or the fact that they sincerely believe that they have the right to do so. Rating: 8.5/10

My two hundredth and thirty first review is up, check it out below
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A VPN is swiftly becoming an essential accessory for any true filth connoisseur, half of the best shite out there is region locked after all, and changing your location is a superb way of keeping oneself informed on our industry's most important developments. The legality of our sordid community is rather spotty (to put it mildly) internationally speaking, so a great many of our fellow keyboard gremlins often find themselves facing a far less hospitable web environment when travelling abroad, so do yourselves a favour lads, and get a VPN, there are plenty of free ones about if funds are an issue, for there is no greater tragedy than when the puritan powers at be deny you the wank you so richly deserve. Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and thirtieth review is up, check it out below
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I'm about to make a statement that to many of you will be nothing short of heresy, a cardinal sin if you will, a string of words that will have the most zealous amongst you calling for me to be strapped to a pyre and set ablaze, for nothing short of that could be sufficient recompense for my blasphemy, and that statement is as follows, this industry is producing far too much content featuring black male actors. Now before you send for the inquisition! Or start furiously reciting your favoured passages from the black cock bible, allow me to elaborate. I harbour no ill will towards Interacial smut, it is not a genre i favour admittedly, but neither is it one I seek to condem, to me it is simply another category in this tremendous online filth reservoir of ours, one in which the content sheltering beneath it's banner shall be judged individually, upon merit. I understand that many of you see the genre in a much different light though, that you watch bbc videos all but exclusively, and that you consider any ejaculatory emission wasted if it is not released at the sight of a well hung black man plowing a women you pretend is your wife. To yours truly it seems as if every corner of our ecosystem has been inundated with content of this variety, all of it trying to appeal to the same cohort of sexually submissive men with low self esteem, these chaps do make up a significant portion of our community to be fair, there wouldn't be this much money in it if their numbers were insignificant. Does this content have to be so widespread however? Take JAV as an example, when I watch japanese smut, i want to see people of japanese desent engaging in the most sorid sexual acts imaginable! So why is it when you visit most websites that primarily host this type of content, you often see Interacial scenes listed amongst its most popular videos? If I wanted to see a black man invading the arse of an asian women, i could just visit any search page on the hub, and a third of the videos would be just that. I would like to reiterate that I have nothing against the afro lads in our community, I just dont want to see their content when I search for literally anything else. Rating: 6/10

My two hundredth and twenty ninth review is up, check it out below
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My cock has never been so confused, he's confounded, completely and utterly perplexed, and i don't blame him in the slightest. Women that extraordinarily beautiful are rare, nigh on mystical infact! Like unicorns or a barber that doesn't talk too much, yet there is no denying the fact that she is in possession of a pair of bollocks, an admirable pair to be sure! But bollocks none the less. I did a double take when I first realised, convinced that I had to be seeing things, because how could a women that startling gorgeous, not be one? I don't know if it's due to genetics, talent and great effort, the work of a master surgeon, or all of the above! But I can say with absolutely certainty that she looks bloody fantastic. Mark my words chaps, I will be fighting an internal battle for the rest of my days, on whether I should tug to this dame with wild abandon, or if I should try to put her from my mind completely, no doubt many of you will be doing the same 10/10

My two hundredth and twenty eighth review is up, check it out below
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I've been picking up as much overtime as I possibly can this past month, and before any of you start to worry, I should like to clarify that I haven't become a paypig for some soulless webwhore, or anything else of that nature, no the reason for my newfound work ethic is a simple one, I need to buy a new gaming rig. Not to blow CBD smoke up my arse or anything, but I have done a fairly decent job of upgrading the old girl peacemeal, and delaying her fall to complete obsolescence for a long while, all good things must come to an end however, and now we have reached the point where I am unable to extend her lifespan any further, and I must put her to rest and take the financial fisting coming my way. It's for this reason that my latest review is late in coming, and why I have talked little about the video I'm supposedly reviewing, truth be told lads, the only reason I'm reviewing this video in particular, is become it's the only one I have watched in the past week and a half. After the constant extra work, and the numerous hours I put into researching PC components and the like, I found myself in dire need of a good way to shed stress, and what a good fucking choice it was! Twas like all the fatigue left my body in an instant, directly out the tip of my cock. Academic physicians have been debating the most effective ways of combating stress for decades, and now we finally have the answer, watch a gorgeous chinese dame play with herself, and you'll never need that stress ball again. Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and twenty seventh review is up, check it out below
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It's pride month you sordid degenerates, while admittedly not a time of year i usually celebrate with much vigor (no offence intended) I've found that this sun cycle my nutsack is positively brimming with rainbow cheer, to my immense astonishment i shall admit. So to honor the festivities of this month, I decided to partake in some fine lesbian filth, and as always, give my honest if slightly irrelevant opinion on the quality of said content. Any video that features mutual foot worship between two women, will almost always get a glowing review from yours truly, these past couple of years I have become a true connoisseur of foot festish content, and when both of those women are goths? Heaven on earth. Rating: 10/10

My two hundredth and twenty sixth review is up, check it out below
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There are a number of nations on this little blue ball of ours, that have objectively earned the title of communal cum dumpster, places in which the population has reached such dizzying heights of genetic diversity, that geneticists break out in a cold sweat at their mere mention. For countries such as the US and Brazil, it was the economic incentives of mass migration, in addition to an reluctance /inability to control the flow, that allowed them to claim this coveted title, for others, such as Mexico for example, it was the native women's failure to outrun your average conquistador, that created the melting pot. The Philippines however, stands above all! I know not what makes the women of this island chain so remarkable, but their exemplary qualities cannot be denied! I only hope that i shall live long enough for myself and my cock to holiday there some day. Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and twenty fifth review is up, check it out below
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I've had a change in vocation this past week, chaps, I finally worked up the courage to take the plunge! And change my career. I have officially moved on from my soul sucking, depression inducing retail role, that payed minimum wage, to a back breaking, horrifyingly monotonous warehouse position, that also pays minimum wage, clever me aye? Anyhoo! To celebrate this fresh (putrid might be a better word) start I've decided to take a look at some content produced by one of our newcomers. This industry would atrophy quickly without a constant influx of fresh faces, so we should always take care to celebrate those amongst us who had the courage to leave prudishness behind, and to contribute to this sordid ecosystem. The couple featured here are clearly amateurs, their first upload was less than a month ago and they have less than five videos total, none of which exceed two minutes In length, I cannot help but be intrigued in spite of this however, there's something about the female lead that transfixed me, her gaping pussy cast a spell that my cock has yet to break free from, definitely one to keep an eye on. Rating: 9/10

My two hundredth and twenty fourth review is up, check it out below
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Sometimes, lads, I seem to arrive tragically late to the party. it's not something that can be helped of course, there is a veritable ocean of filth out there in need of viewing, and only so many hours in a day to peruse, a prospective filth starlet could release quality content daily for years, and yet her work fails to cross my desk for no other reason than my inability to spot it in the deluge of fresh uploads. It's for this reason that I often stumble across superb content, only for my mood to plateau as I realise that the date of their last upload was years prior, depriving yours truly of an opportunity to help further somebody's career, and the viewing public of quality future content. Rating: 8.5/10

My two hundredth and twenty third review is up, check it out below
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Sometimes, the analytical part of my mind fails me completely, and I become all but incapable of understanding how i arrived at my own conclusion. I don't think this video is very good, not tug worthy in the slightest, I can't give you a definitive reason as to why I think so, because I'm not even sure if there is one, the sum of it's parts simply don't add up to much, I'm afraid i can't explain any better than that. I feel like a bit of a tit for being so negative, but I have to be honest, I'm not one for blowing smoke up anyone's urethra. Rating: 4/10